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Lindsay Lohan Pens Sex List, James Franco Writes Short Story About Her

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Lindsay Lohan Pens Sex List, James Franco Writes Short Story About Her

They cuddled. That’s it. Or is it?

“Once upon a time a guy, a Hollywood guy, read some Salinger to a young woman who hadn’t read him before. Let’s call this girl Lindsay. She was a Hollywood girl, but a damaged one. I knew that she would like Salinger, because most young women do.”

This is the beginning of a short story by James Franco in response to the media’s suspicion that he slept with a certain “damaged” star. And Franco doesn’t bother with fake names in his “fictional” account. The Of Mice and Men lead man doesn’t conceal Lindsay Lohan’s identity at all.

When Lohan decided to create a list of all her conquests, Franco’s name appeared. (Is it just me, or does this sound a whole lot like the burn book in Mean Girls?) But Franco wasn’t too happy about it, and has continually denied anything but kissing between the two of them. So he did what all attractive men do: He wrote a story about it.

Wait, what?

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Bungalow 89 was written for Vice’s fiction edition, and catapults Franco’s arrogance level from “Instagram stalker but talented hottie” to “Are you kidding me? No amount of movie star hotness makes this normal”.

To sum up the plot, Lohan makes countless advances: In a hotel they both happen to stay at, at Bungalow 8 club, in Franco’s room… you get the idea. Lohan looks desperate, which he clearly spells out in the short story’s pages.

Oh, the irony.

Franco’s scandal with underage Lucy Clode, where he pursued her via Instagram, then told the media he “was a gentleman” has finally blown over. But Franco didn’t look desperate at all in those messages, right?

Wrong.

Franco, sleeping with Lohan won’t change your image. If you did it, you did it. If you didn’t, well… you didn’t. We don’t need any badly written short stories to convince us. It’s just a whole lot of awkward.

In Touch published the list, which can be seen here:

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